assclownology

1. The study and or practice of being an Assclown

Kevin really knows his Assclownology.

by mp3452 October 18, 2010

Ashil

Someone with this name is a very sensitive person. They like to think, sometimes thinking in bad directions out of reach but they are positive and act like nothing. If they are worried, they will nonstop be thinking to find the right way to solve their worries. They are the ones that are easy to stress even with trivial things. If you are with them, you need to keep the manners in the conversation. Their hearts are soft and easy to scratch. It is not easy to control them but will be easy for those who love them. They need the full attention of those involved and need more attention and affection from the people they love most. If you are one of their loved ones, you must take care of them wholeheartedly. Otherwise, you may not be able to see them again. They may be easy to forgive, but it's hard to forget. They destiny, mate or someone they love is must someone who named Liyana.

Hey, look! Ashil was there!
He might be like Ashil.
Is Ashil in here?
I love Ashil so much!

by adescriberperson January 9, 2019

assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.

1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.

by J. Malik September 19, 2005

Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

ashile

The best friend that you want to have someone who will make you laugh and smile and someone who can be trusted.

Ashile I trust you more than anyone else

by 123445678 July 22, 2017

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011