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Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.
"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"
by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021
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Ass Man

Woah! Ryan Reynolds’s is so hot! I would definitely consider him an ass man!
by LeahtheAngel November 24, 2022
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A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.
Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.
by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019
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Grown ass man

Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023
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Ass Man

A manager/co worker that is to lazy to say the full title " assistant manager".
Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
by Saluja April 30, 2021
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crayzie ass shit man

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.
by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011
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Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.
Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.
by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023
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