Dirty Ashton

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

Ashton (girl)

Ashton is a hot badass who gets all the guys and will never betray her friends, she is not a backstaber. If you ever come across a Ashton do not leave her side. She is amazing sweet and kind.Always smells amazing, and has a huge heart for animals.

Wow dude did you see Ashton (girl) go by?!

by paint47 October 17, 2019

Paddy Ashdown

British political leader from the Liberal Democratic party otherwise known as "Paddy Pantsdown", notable for once serving as a M16 spy and banging a mistress in 9.5 seconds.

Paddy Ashdown is the Dos Equis guy, just more of a badass.

by Pantsdown May 16, 2010

Ashkon

The greatest person you will ever meet. Sexy hair and beautiful eyes. Also he is Persian and Turkish and has Royal Blood. Also he has a love for taking care of animals. He is the nicest person you will meet. Also Loves water. And is very Social but sometimes stingy and selfish

Wow you look like and Ashkon

by overslept July 30, 2017

ashmore

A male of extreme greatness, likes good music and is a party animal

That guy's a right ashmore he needs to be cooled down

by Mike Wedges February 4, 2008

ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

by geek.neo December 28, 2010

ashton harrold

Ashton Harrold is the nicest, hottest, and sweetest guy any girl would be lucky to have.

Wow I wish I was an Ashton Harrold!

by Anonymous :) May 14, 2015