arsecandle

Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.

"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arsecandles

A frustrated exclamation.

"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
"Arsecandles!"

by antony December 17, 2004

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

arseclown

1. Foolish or unworthy person.
2. Homosexual man.

Chiefly British variant of assclown.

"Those arseclowns"

by Aero September 1, 2003

ariseok

im baby

ariseok: im baby

by mynameisnotamandastoopid March 25, 2019

arsecheeks

Used to describe the quality of specially laid on events. ie Weddings, Parties etc

This wedding is fucking arsecheeks!!

by Hank Marvin March 25, 2003

arsecakerandom

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.

"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"

by scribe23 May 14, 2006