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arbitrards

People born without developmental issues, who one day decide it'd be cool to live life as the harmful, irrational people they have aspired to become.

You may be familiar with an arbitrard if you've noticed:
1. those who refuse to wipe their butt-crust off the back of toilet seats
2. when something goes awry, you can bet a gazillion bucks they'll assign blame to everyone but themselves
3. a know-it-all
4. in the midst of an argument, irrational people who refuse to contemplate evidence staring them straight in the eye
5. people who personify Albert Einstein's supposed definition of insanity....they literally rehash the exact same stuff and wonder why nothing's right

Please compare to stundard
Gerald: Nope, nu uh. I'm telling you that your couch cannot pass through your front door. It just won't happen.

Hank: Aw, come in. It WILL work. Just trust me, 'kay?

10 min later....

Gerald: I told ya we shoulda gone through the garage to begin with!

Hank: Stop bitching and pass this couch through the door without damaging it!

Mike: It's the path of arbitrards to always disregard his friend's advice while utilizing his free labor.
by Ucan'tGAGthisJOKER February 10, 2014
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Arbitrarism

An extension or collateral framework similar to that of relativism that states nothing is wrong, bad or evil, only that which man deems in law or writing and upholds with any degree of force/authority.
Much like the Relativism movement of the late 60's in the United States, Arbitrarism has taken root in the populous of the early turn of 21st century. Anything is possible and nothing is evil.
by bdpatton2 March 8, 2016
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arbortrary

Denotes that a certain item or action is required when working/relaxing in an agricultural setting, or when using mandrel-type accessories in a machine shop.
Adequate lubrication --- and the correct type of lubricant --- is arbortrary for keeping your lathe or drill-press performing at its optimum level.
by QuacksO August 23, 2019
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Arbytration

Legal proceedings regarding fast food.
Red Green states that women traditionally appreciate good home-cooked food that's prepared properly, whereas most men appreciate fast food because it's filling and fairly cheap, so you would seldom find a typical man involved in Arbytration.
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
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arbitrasy

a dream wherein you can manipulate the dream but it's still random af
"I had an arbitrasy last night!"
"okay nerd."
by DYM Dexter March 31, 2024
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alphabetical arbitraries

Assorted "it's da rules" bee-ess from da ol' 26.
Examples of "alphabetical arbitraries" include:
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
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