Apretudie Bootie

The pain in your butt after receiving an injection of Apretude.

“Hey guys, I’m gonna have to bail on horse riding today; I have wicked Apretudie bootie”

by Jminx October 9, 2023

abcd.... ur bored arent u qwertyuio

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by uwu777 May 6, 2020

apretado

Spanish word for tight.

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!

by Matt May 19, 2004

apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.

"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.

"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."

by dadsalt May 13, 2008

Apprentice

a stupid show that everyone cant resist watching, including me people compete to work for trump, (a job which they probably dont do anything for him, i doubt they ever see trump again after the show)- all you see is trump acting as if he owns the world and bragging about how good all his companies are doin, its just a big commerical to see what a buisnessman trump is, i hate him, i hate his show, yet i watch it every week

You see Trump on the Apprentice? what an egomaniac.

by ushouldbefired December 26, 2005

sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.

my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.

by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011