Apples

A euphemism referring to a girl's hard nipples.

1: Wow, look at Jennifer Aniston's apples!
2: I know, I think that's why "Friends" was so popular.

by Slinky118 October 29, 2011

Applesauce Swag

The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.

Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!

by Boozher August 2, 2011

Applesauced

When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest

Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!

by Johnny Applesauceseed May 6, 2011

apples

Australian Slang for good

"She's apples" or "It's apples"

by MichaelS December 28, 2005

them apples

In World War I, something called a Stokes gun fired mortars resembling apples with a stick in them, so they were often referred to as Toffee Apples.

In the movie Rio Bravo in 1959, a guy tosses a hand grenade and says "How do ya like them apples?"

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: What?
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

by Alpha Sierra December 17, 2004

she'll be apples

Aussie slang for 'All's well', 'It'll be alright'.
also She's apples

Sally: What if something goes wrong?
Brooke: She'll be apples!

by Giada April 21, 2006

crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

by 'eh July 16, 2007