Peter answers

Peteranswers.com is a website that you can use to trick your friends into believing that the website can guess the answers to the questions you ask it. To use peter answers, in the petition box press the "." (period) key then type the answer of the question you are going to ask. To everyone around you it will look as if you are typing "Peter, please answer" if your answer is shorter than "Peter, please answer" then you press "." again and finish the petition (Same thing if your answer is long with Peter, please answer the following question). Then, add a colon to the end of the word "answer" (or "question" depending on how long your answer is) and type in your question! Your friends will be amazed. When they try to type in a question, Peter will say something like, "You do not believe in Peter" and won't give them an answer.

Peter answers won't work for me because I don't believe in the website.

by Jeff_W January 9, 2009

yahoo answers

The place with the real worst moderation system, really the suspend-happy moderators and no real customer support.

User: *Asking question* Why can't sperm whales walk on land?
Moderator: Automated Violation Notice Email: Your question has been deleted for sexually explicit content. Your account has been suspended from Yahoo Answers.
User: *sending counter notice* Sperm whales are a species of whales. There was no explicit sex or suggestive material.
Moderation system: Automated Email: *ignoring what User stated* Your account was suspended for sexually explicit content. Neither your question nor your account will be reinstated. If you try to give us any further explanation we will delete your email as well.

by udusers1 October 2, 2010

Yahoo Answers

also known as Y!A. a place where you can waste the most amount of time and have the fun doing it. it is a good source of both information and entertainment. it is mostly inhabited by teen age girls and trolls. a good place to chat about nothing and learn more stuff that you didn't really need to know.

BEWARE! IT IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE. USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION.

dude, i'm bored.. what should i do?

go on Y!A and answer some quetsions.

(Y!A means yahoo answers)

by squeegie162 October 20, 2008

Answer Shopping

After receiving an answer from someone, and it's not the answer you were looking for, you then proceed to ask someone else for an answer you were looking for

Dad told me I couldn't have friends over, so then I went answer shopping towards my mom and she told me I could have friends over tonight!

by Green Lighter August 26, 2016

Prank Answering

When a good friend calls and you answer the phone like-
A) you speak a foreign language, or broken english, or
B) Like you've never heard the name of the person before.
Either way it makes the person suspect they have a wrong number, and it's funny as hell. Sort of like a prank call, just by the receiver.

Noon...
John dials the number....
RING
RING
Perry: hehehe
*answers*
Perry: Herro, this is panda moon!
John: umm... uh... I think I have a wrong number!
Perry: I'm just fucking around! I was prank answering you!

by Dondrummondsorta January 16, 2011

Yahoo! Answers

A website by Yahoo. People from all over the world who have an account can ask and answer questions. They can be as ridiculous as "im i pregnant"? or "what language do they speck in china?". It has become quite popular which is probably because they give a points system.

Yahoo! Answers is actually a good site considering the majority of questions asked are pointless. Yes I have an account!

by Quitelate September 7, 2006

Yahoo Answers

A shameful site when it comes to Q&A and costumer service, I don't even know why it's the "2nd most visited". It probably has that title because mostly everyone I know goes on there to troll. Though, it's a pretty kick ass site when it comes to trolling and spam people and talk smack. However, in doing so one day or another you're gonna have to get suspended or get multiple so called "violations". The customer service is so bad, not even looking at some porn will cheer me up. On Y!A, since the site became pretty popular, it has grown several different trolls. Spammer trolls - Those who write long ass spam or answers to annoy the community and make people scroll down alot. best thing to do for this is thumb them down. Attitude trolls - I got to admit i do this sometimes, but anyways these are people who don't even bother reading the additional details and put stuff like "idk" or "i'm not sure about your question but <insert links to other websites or other bullshit here>. Flame trolls - Usually a bunch of older teens or adults with no life who leave smart ass answers on people's questions. Funny trolls - The 10% of all trolls on Y!A who are actually good and make the community laugh and are actually stating the truth. For example question on rate me 1-10...puts I rate you 1-10, gets 5 thumbs up.

Hi Devin,
The answer you gave on Yahoo!7 Answers was reported by the Answers community:
All I put was Try this website, a link, and I put it's free unlike iTunes..
This answer has been removed. You may not have realised this, but all answers submitted on Yahoo!7 Answers must comply with the Answers Community Guidelines.
If you believe that your answer does not violate the Answers Community Guidelines, and would like to appeal the removal of your answer, you can have your case reviewed by Answers Customer Care. You have 7 days to submit your appeal.
Appeal this decision:
<Insert Random link to question Y!A when really, I waited and they didn't respond for shit>
Thanks,
Yahoo!7 Answers Team - Yahoo Answers Example of I don't Give a Fuck, Suck my dick :) ^ that was even chosen as best answer.

Y!A Trolling example: xxNoobletEmoChickxx - Why Are boys so complicated. ?? Answers: Randomgirl - omg another one haven't you herd the song Complicated by Avril Lavgine? Funny Troll - So is your mom's body but you still love her right?...that's why I make love to her :)

by kevinonurban August 16, 2011