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Animalism

"Hey Alfred if animals eat other animals is that called animalism, like cannibalism?"
by bimboprinxess September 14, 2022
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Animanamal

When your friend makes fun of your spelling of animal because you are dyslexic.
Guy 1: I love that Animanamal
Guy 2: Animanamal ha!
Guy 1:...
by Teddie :D February 12, 2024
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AdiMalamud

Defined as a scam artist that generally resides in Halifax, Canada. This individual is the most dishonest person you’ll ever meet. He often runs a number of scams, including, but not limited to Upside Media, AgentsPrime, Webfinity, and RenovX. He also generally ‘goes for’ minors, as he has been spotted trying to hook up with girls who were 14. Not to mention his reputation of being a r***st. He also takes any opportunity that he can to cheat on his gf.
Jeremy: “ AdiMalamud just offered me a job in real estate, but I don’t feel that I’m qualified for the job.”
Michael: “Neither is Adi. He is a scam artist and p*do among pretty much everybody who knows him. He is trying to scam you using a fake business that he came up with in his mom’s basement. He will absolutely not pay you a cent. And just a heads up, he often uses fake names because he’s aware of his terrible reputation.”
Jeremy: “Okay. And his hair looks awful lol.”
by JabbaTheHutt04 May 6, 2025
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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