When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
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Get the Angry Bird Shit mug.Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.
Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.
by rockthecashbar87 October 28, 2011
Get the Angry Bird Physics mug.When a person is so hopelessly addicted to the ipod/android app Angry Birds, that they put the game as first priority and often forget there work and prior task to provide a living.
by shyguyjr January 22, 2011
Get the Angry Bird Flu mug.Commonly mistaken for the popular video game. This activity involves and usually occurs during prolonged car journeys; the individual(s), to pass the time and amuse themselves, resort to flipping the 'bird' at random pedestrians and other vehicles in hope of deriving an amusing/aggressive reaction. One should use it with caution especially when both vehicles are stationary.
I was bored in the car so resorted to playing 'The Angry Bird' with my brother.
"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"
"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."
"Did you see that hipster's face when I gave him 'The Angry Bird' when he stepped out of Starbucks?"
"Perhaps I shouldn't have done the 'The Angry Bird' when we were stopping at the traffic lights..."
by TheAsianInvasionnn November 21, 2013
Get the The Angry Bird mug.Person 1: Yo, i heard Andrew hooked up with a girl last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he told me that he gave her an Angry Bird and she loved it
Person 2: Yeah, he told me that he gave her an Angry Bird and she loved it
by Black Magic38 December 8, 2010
Get the Angry Bird mug.the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)
Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"
by robharry October 23, 2011
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