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Stinky Finger Analysis

Smelling your finger after asshole fingering a person/or youself, to ensure your fingers don't smell like butthole.
"I forgot to do the Stinky Finger Analysis so my boss could smell the butthole on the papers I handed to her."
by kimbopotamuz April 8, 2010
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Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.
detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010
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ZWOT Analysis

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.
Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.
by Final Atomic Buster October 30, 2008
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analytical auction behavior

The process of trying to understand and outbid competitors on an auction site such as ebay in order to win the item.
Based on brony13's past analytical auction behavior (AAB), he most likely will up his bid in the last 2 minutes of the auction so I have to be ready to counter his offer till the bidding closes.
by stoolie2 May 24, 2014
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assalytics

n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for butts.
It is clear by judging Johnny's assalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.
by Larry C April 25, 2008
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Static Analysis

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.
Did you complete dynamic analysis on the software after the static analysis?
by Firze December 9, 2012
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encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016
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