Esteban

Esteban’s typically Turn out to be ugly fat pices of shit and most like turn out it be pedophiles they’re not fun to have around

Sam: look it’s Esteban is coming
Mia: he probably wants to fuck me

Sam: aren’t you 11 though

Mia: yeah and he’s 46

by Jessie fordora February 24, 2019

Esteban Loaiza

This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.

mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now

by Neal December 5, 2003

Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces

I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level

by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

Esteban

Estaban is another way of saying you are a virgin and a cringe god in one

Broooo stfu you are a Esteban

by Diegothebutgod October 20, 2019

Esteban Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco. The most interesting footballer in the world.

You see the game last night?

-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!

by Bengals4Life September 24, 2009

Señor Esteban

Self-righteous prick with sweat stains on his back.

There's a Señor Esteban on your face. Here, let me pop it.

by Señor Esteban June 21, 2013