he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004
Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 7, 2021
When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.
by Chingthething December 12, 2017
a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.
anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.
jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.
anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.
jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.
by jiggabuff December 5, 2011
That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.
Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.
by gayasswhale January 31, 2020
A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!
Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
by Wilkinmyass January 19, 2011