American Dream

a) The greatest luxury RV of all time. Real marble counters and a vibrating bed for the best sex EVER!!!!!!!!!!

b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.

c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.

d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.

e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".

f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.

Man 1: I'm living the American dream.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.

by Chewbacca Committee August 21, 2006

The American Dream

See American Dream, the You fucking morons, that would write it that way.

by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

american dream

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

American Dream

An ideology that only applies to rich, white males

Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture

by Dubiks February 26, 2019

American dream

Something you have to take drugs or go to sleep to achieve, since anybody who tells you they achieved it while they were awake had to steal from somebody, somewhere to achieve it.

Reality is good enough for most people, the American dream is what's fucking up their heads.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

american dream

the hope of engaging in a sexual situation; getting laid.

Gio is looking to fulfill his american dream on prom night.

by E-Ball July 04, 2004

The American Dream

To run over someone with their name starting with an "M", as the letter "A" is too wildly popular. Most commonly used if one's upset, distraught or to be hysterical.

Dude, I'm so PISSED right now, I just want to do the American Dream at Mike!
Relax man, things will get better.

by twinkinator hawks March 02, 2020