America

Generally used to describe the United States of America, since just saying "America" is shorter. If I lived in Brazil, I'd classify myself as Brazilian, not American.

A country frequently bashed by pseudointellectuals who condemn the average American 13-year old for not knowing the exact political climate of Romania, because of course their country is an intellectual utopia. Run by George W. Bush, whose approval rate is 20-something percent. In the 2000 election, the Supreme Court ruled that vote counting be stopped while GWB was ahead, although it was obvious that Gore had more votes. In 2004, faulty voting machines made by Diebold, a company in the Bush family's pocket, took over the counting. Even with Kerry votes counting backwards, not counting at all, counting as Bush votes, the machines being easier to hack in to than a matchbox, Bush won by 2%.

America is currently suffering from one-party government; all three branches have a majority of conservative Republicans. The Supreme Court is packed with conservative idiots who just won't die. The political climate is one of extremism; one can be either a gunslinging Republican shithead or a conspiracy theorist Democrat shithead.

The Bush administration is botching the job quite noticably. Financially America is in deep debt to China and other countries, a war in Iraq was started on false pretenses, we are fucking up the environment beyond belief with our idiotic energy policies and the education system is absolute shit.

While the typical picture an outsider would have of an American is an obese moron who bathes his $200,000 Hummervalance (-50 miles to the gallon!) in champagne and thinks that Iraq is somewhere around New Zealand, this is not true. There are plenty of extremist American idiots. However, they're the only ones that get the news coverage. There are idiots outside of America. Plenty of Americans are level-headed, intelligent people who aren't religious fundamentalists with four shotguns a person and a Colt for the cat.

The American media is one-sided, one-dimensional, and devotes huge amounts of time to pointless stories. Rarely is anything outside of OHMYGODTHISCANKILLYOU...More at 12:30, only on FOX. The outside world is rarely portrayed, so most Americans who have to hold down three jobs and get 4 hours of sleep and consequently don't have the time to search through every international news station's website have no access to the big picture.

America may change for the better in 2008; however, if the choice is a hot turd sandwich or a cold turd sandwich, you can't really blame them for doing the best they can.
I love the American take on our skyrocketing gas prices. Not, "How can we make the cars America drives run better," but "Hey, now we're almost paying as much as the UK does for gas! That's not fair...we're Americans."
by Dr. Moreau May 10, 2006
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America

A crazy country, which would be in deep shit without their precious Oil. Home of the quote "Conquerers", who destroyed many of our world, and caused many Terrorism in the Middle East. Also, where a filthy President, George Bush, took Office. Home to the Dirty damned Nuclear Bombs, that would be caused to destroy the entire world, if let off.

A beautiful countryside, though.
Wow, I just let off a Nuclear bomb from America to Russia! I can't wait to die!

OMG!!! I just laughed at a Frenchman, because we "saved their asses" in WWII, but I "Americanly" forgot that the French saved our asses in the Revolutionary War!

We don't think that, because we're to scared to show our weakness in front of the Frenchies!

Hey, what a nice Countryside.
by LOCAL LOCO July 23, 2008
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America

Officially known as the United States of America.

America was built upon Christianity, despite what liberal democrats say. The Founding Fathers intended America to be Christian, and Congress even issued bibles to their members.

America has the highest GDP of any other nation, and is extremely charitable when it comes to disaster efforts directed towards other countries. Whether the help comes from the Federal government or private organizations.

While not the fatest country in the world, it is still in the top 10, with countries like Australia and Britain following close behind. America is generally criticized for its War on Terror, though most of Europe lent aid to the Middle East. George Bush recognized that Saddam had Weapons of mass destruction, while it is now known that he did not, it was believed by the CIA and the government of Britain that they did in fact have WMDS.

America struggles with debt due to the failures of government politicians in their struggle for power and its citizen are generally held responsible.

US inventions:
Lightning rod, catheter, swivel chair, bifocals, ocean current mapping, floss, morse code, revolver, anesthesia, baseball(MODERN version),rolled toilet paper, burglar alarm, can opener, modern oil well, machine gun, cereal,motorcycle,vibrator,hydrant,gum,phonograph,radio,video games.
Someone from America has won the Nobel Prize for medicine 84% of the time in the last 43 years.
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America

a mythical Fictitious country. a country that lies. a country soon to be stamped out by china, as well as a possible 2nd great depression.
"America is a myth, the superiority of her war potential is a legend, and the arsenal of democracy is nothing more than a facade to scare europeans
by Commander Greyhawk September 26, 2008
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America

1. Land mass in the western hemisphere, comprising of North and South America. In many countries, America is considered one continent, in others, it is split into two.
2. In the United States, America is synonymous with the U.S.A. and rarely used in the former sense. The continent itself is usally called "the Americas".
3. In the other countries of the American continent (especially in Latin American countries) America usually refers to the continent.
1. The continents of the world consist of Asia, Africa, Australia, Europe, Antartica and America.
2. America the beautiful. America for Americans. God bless America (and no one else)
3. These "yanquis" are getting on my nerve with their talk of America. Don't they know that America is the whole continent!
by Dymaxion November 03, 2005
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america

-A country whose only knowledge of the rest of the world is based on fox news and stereotypes.

-The internet nation

-A bigoted piece o'land

-A country full o'people that misspell british english
American 1: Hey, look, a mexican!
American 2: Yes, just look at that filthy bitch.

American 1: Hey let's play videogames and simulate that we're freeing countries that aren't asking to be freed!
American 2: Yeah! Pwned you n00bs!
by Rodrigo-oh August 27, 2006
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The United States of America (abbreviated U.S.A) or for short, United States or America (abbreviated U.S.), is a country located in the middle of North America.

It is the 3rd largest country in terms of area and population. It’s citizens are referred to as ‘Americans’.

America also refers to the Americas - North America and South America combined. People in America are also referred to as Americans, though they’ll usually call themselves by their nationalities (i.e Mexican, Colombian, Brazilian).

Because U.S. Citizens are called ‘Americans’, it is hard to differentiate between the Americans of the U.S. citizens and Americans of the Americas.
Person 1: I want to go to America.

Person 2: Are you talking about the country or the landmass?

Person 1: Both.

Person 2: How?

Person 1: I want to go to the US, then everywhere else in the Americas.

Person 2: Ohhhh. Okay.
by torenado November 20, 2021
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