Amber Turd

A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022
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Amber Turd

A piece of shit, who wrongfully threw shade at Johnny Depp in order to join the me too movement . This basically ruined the man’s life. Depp did however get justice in the defamation trial.
June 1st, 2022 will forever be remembered as the Day that Amber Turd almost defamed Captain Jack Sparrow.
by cj_litt June 2, 2022
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Amber Turd

The act of scent marking your territory by defecating to ward off enemies.
Person 1: Yo, I hear weird noises outside!
Person 2: Hold on I will go out and amber turd all around the house!
by Sir Adel June 21, 2022
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Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet
Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed
by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022
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Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"
by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022
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