Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018

Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

Allergisism

A disease that Eric develops on Sundays, informs his employer, and typically refrains from coming to work until Tuesday. Some times it takes a little longer to leave the body and he can’t come to work until the following Thursday.

“Is Eric coming in today?” “No he hasn’t had his ALLERGISISM vaccine yet! We will either see him tomorrow or next pay period

by The opossum second of his name September 16, 2022

Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.

People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

Allergistity

Verb. State of being allergic to hateful people!

He had an allergistity response from the hateful disposition of the crowd!

by Campaign April 21, 2024

ALLERGICEMA

Allergic to many things as a baby/child then allergies tend to fade in early teens. Most Allergicemic babies rely on feeding tubes up into elementary age.

"Why do you have that tube in your nose?" "I have allergicema!"

by Medical_conditions February 24, 2026

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013