Alessandro

an insecure man who doesn't know how to hold a girl without making her suffer. His priorities are superficial and he just wants to be with his friends. he doesn't know what he wants but the only good thing is that he works. He smokes like a chimney and was born in June

x: but how are things going with your girlfriend?
alessandro: I made her suffer again

by il tuo incubo October 17, 2023

Alessandro

Being an alessandro Nesta with a bird
Being a whipped cunt
Ditching your mates for a bird
Seeing a bird multiple times in a week
Refusing to drop game and committing yourself to one girl
Becoming a little simp

Yeah mate being an alessandro again ain’t he.
Can’t believe he’s left us for her again,what an alessandro!
He needs an intervention he can’t keep being an alessandro

by zdpfc April 13, 2022

Alessandro

Being whipped for a girl you’re talking to.
Ditching your mates for a female.
Taking yourself out the game and committing yourself to one girl.

I can’t believe he’s left us for her again, what an alessandro.

He’s being an alessandro again he’s seen that girl 5 times this week!

by zdpfc March 07, 2022

Alessandro

Literally a cum guzzling monster. If there is even a drop of male semen in a room Alessandro will vacuum that shit up.

Damn that guy over there just sucked the soul out of me, he's such an Alessandro.

by Pickleinmyass November 22, 2021

Alessandro

Is the almost provisorisch man.

You are the father Alessandro!!

by BlueSerpentine January 17, 2017

Alessandro

It's a guy with a big and long dick, fucks a lot and never gets enough

Susie: oh my God what a big dick he has
Ellie:of course he is an Alessandro

by Holymolypony November 22, 2021

Alessandro

Ally is short for Alessandro. He is a great kid, he is smart and is very polite because he's so ugly, not matter how ugly you are, you will look like a god compared of him and your crush.

Stop Alessandroing around.

by BigDickKangaroo May 30, 2020