A Albert is a idiotic stupid restart that needs to learn how to live a real life. Unlike a Jacob alberts are horrible in bed and have no balls to do anything. Alberts usually act stupid and crazy like there on crack and much more things and drugs. There are many Alberts but any on with the name Albert Robinson is the worst person on planet earth and the universe. This person needs to leave this earth and die in a big fat hole.
Albert- hi guys you want to go play basketball (with a idiotic voice)
Random person-sure but why do u sound so stupid and also you sound like your on crack.
by Jacobsenj11 February 11, 2018
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Albert is always a ginger whether you like it or not.
Dave: Albert is so cool
Jack: No he isnt he is ginger.
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Albert is a lovely dog and has a great personality everybody loves him especially people who just meet him
Albert is a lovely dog
by Babycrinkle March 4, 2017
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Eugene: Have you heard that Albert loves sucking dick?
Vincent: I know right he's such a faggot
by .Wonton Fighter. November 12, 2018
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1. Annoying and whining female.

2. Female Dog
3.An exceedingly whipped guy who does/wears/thinks/says whatever his girlfriend tells him to.
4.spineless cretin

Basically a Bitch!
Dude 1: yo , we're going bar hopping wanna come?

Dude2 : hold on let me check with my girl.

Dude1: man stop being such a Lil Albert and let's go!
by Kryptonssavior April 30, 2016
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A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.
Hey look and that spastic kid
Oh I think that’s Albert
by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019
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The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
by Emilie Christensen June 10, 2011
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