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alba fap 

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup
alba fap by Fapper McFapage October 25, 2007
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Alba-Iulia 

Alba- Iulia is a city in Romania which is located in Europe.
" I just visited Alba-Iulia on my vacation last year!"
Alba-Iulia by RAINBOW POOPER April 28, 2015

Alba and Christ 

The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.
Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ
Alba and Christ by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021

Alba Padín

She's a beautiful gurl who acts like she don't give a fuck, but she's so sweet and kindness. She wants to be in Canada right now, with Shawn Mendes, not in Spain studying Catalan, so help her please she's dying thxx
@-Wow, is her Alba Padín?
-Yes, she is brilliant, you have to know her.
@- Yeah I would!!!!
-Okay, then go bc she's listening to That Way by Tate Mcrae and she's very near to die.
@- I'm goinngggg!!!
<<SHE DIES>>
Alba Padín by Bbbbet November 22, 2021

Alba gu brath 

Gaelic phrase meaning 'Scotland Forever'. Used in many scottish movies and gaelic talk.
William Wallace: They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!
Soldiers: *cheer*
William Wallace: ALBA, GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soldiers: ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alba gu brath by Solarico December 10, 2023

Alba Baptista 

Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.
Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.
Alba Baptista by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024