A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
She's a beautiful gurl who acts like she don't give a fuck, but she's so sweet and kindness. She wants to be in Canada right now, with Shawn Mendes, not in Spain studying Catalan, so help her please she's dying thxx
@-Wow, is her Alba Padín?
-Yes, she is brilliant, you have to know her.
@- Yeah I would!!!!
-Okay, then gobc she's listening to That Way by Tate Mcrae and she's very near to die.
@- I'm goinngggg!!!
<<SHE DIES>>
Gaelic phrase meaning 'Scotland Forever'. Used in many scottish movies and gaelic talk.
William Wallace: They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!
Soldiers: *cheer*
William Wallace: ALBA, GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soldiers: ALBA GU BRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.
Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.