Alan B. Shepard High School

Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?

*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"

*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"

*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"

Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works

by Kale from allstate November 29, 2019

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

Alain

What i’d do to be with that boy. You’re so confusing sometimes but I’ll wait forever for you.

Alain the time of your life

by no one22677 November 22, 2021

Alan Ngo

A male who likes to destroy the female genitalia with his erect penis. He usually is bombarded with requests to impregnate the daughters of many mothers. He is an awesome guy all together, and you would be lucky to be affiliated with this fine hunk of a male. If you ever meet an Alan Ngo, you must get on your knees immediately and pray. After this has happened, he will then say "Let the twerking commence!" and you will start twerking with eachother. This is the first of a three step mating ritual. The second step is the most important part.... He will observe you closely and decide if you are worthy of being his mistress. If you pass the second step, you will be taken back to his hut and will never be heard of again.

Females- "Woah man, look! AN ALAN! Get on your knees! HURRY!"
Alan Ngo- "LET THE TWERKING COMMENCE!!!!"

etc,

by Urban Dictionary Definitions May 28, 2013

Alan Colmes

1. One of two moderate Democrats on FOX news, the other being Gretta Van Sustren.
2. Hannity's biatch.
3. The Squirrely-est man alive.

1. "Hi this is Alan Colmes for Hannity & Colmes, let's see what the top headlines for "On the Record" With Gretta Van Sustren are tonight, probably something about Scott Peterson for the 359th day in a row"
2. Colmes- "Well I think--"
Hannity- "Shut the fuck up Colmes, I own this show"
3. Squirrel #1- "Man, I really love that Alan Colmes, he really shows how us Squirrels can become successes on T.V."
Squirrel #2- "Agreed"

by Flint Johnson December 11, 2004

Alan Carr

Camp Brittish comedian.
He is co-host of The Sunday Night Project with Justin Lee Collins.
he is also famous for his large teeth and thick rimmed glasses.

Relased his autobiography "Look Who It Is" in 2007
Released his Live tour DVD "Tooth Fairy Live" in 2007

He is son of Greame Carr. Football Player, Manager and some consider him to be a legend.
He is not a sibling of Jimmy Carr. Only idiots think that.

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Alan Carr:
My dad was like "Oh dont send Alan to do anything electrical, he wouldnt know.."
Oh, What am I gonna do? Come out of Dixons with a Pony? *Lead invisible pony around stage"".. Ooooh. What am i like?

by Portia x January 23, 2009

alanie

A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them

Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad

by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018