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Airport High School pt.2

To continue on what the previous author said. Airport High School is complete and utter trash.
Airport High School is also home to some of the biggest hoes you could ever meet. There are some girls who have herpes, some people are balding, one in particular has HIV, they know who they are. Airport High School is home of people who have trash tattoos, people who need to learn to take a fucking shower and teachers that straight up flirt with students. The students also don’t know how to find a place to sit, the students crowd the 400/500 intersection and stand there blocking people who are trying to get to the busted ass vending machines. There’s one teacher at the school who likes to complain about how horrible students are even though he verbally harassed half of the class. Welcome to Hell my children. May god have mercy on you all.
by TrishaPaytasBaddiez January 3, 2019
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airport baggage claim

When a bunch of guys (maybe girls wearing strap-on dildos) insert their dicks into the anus of the next person in line. Works like an Armenian Conveyer Belt, except the chain in completed when the last person of the chain puts their dick or strap-on into the first person's anus, thus completing the circular fuck chain. Similar to an Armenian Conveyer Belt except circular in shape. Typically a stand in referee calls out the stroke timing for each synchronized group thrust. This referee typically uses a megaphone, and metronome, and wears a leprechaun outfit.
I'm going back to the party to partake in an airport baggage claim with some old high school friends.
by Whoever2 July 16, 2015
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airport rules

When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.

They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.

Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.
8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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airforce two

trying to shit with your legs spread like airplane wings
i gotta take an airforce two when we get to airforce one know what i mean bitch
by clonenamedjohnny March 20, 2021
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airportrry

the best harry styles fanpage on tiktok‼️
me: “hey, are you mutuals with @airportrry on tiktok?”
jim: “no”
by airportrry June 2, 2021
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Airport Dad

A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.
by The_Annonymous_Human September 6, 2023
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LaGuardia Airport

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.
I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.
by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021
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