fuck aff

Fuck AFF - Take a good long fuck to your self , I hate ya - don't fuck OFF - fuck the fuck aff ! that's past off its aff , its further away .. Away past seenin - it's AFF ! So fuck it ! - origin lurgan co Armagh

Mal Devine said - vote ? Vote ? For who ? Them bundle of fuckin Boke donkeys ! Put my name to them cunts ? FUCK away AFF !

Sorry ? You would like me to work Saturday ? Sure no problem
? Shall I rim ya now are later ya company basdad faced fuck torkey !! Fuck aff

Hi fella - put that drink down and fuck aff ! Fuck aff fore I kick your balls up your ass and slope your Ma !

Patsy said -- i luck down and this drunkin cunt shouts to me ! Hi sing this sing that - fuckin dean Martin or some shite ! Little auld wine drinker me or some shite ! Here's me ! This basdad is a cunt !! ! his brothers are all basdads his da was a basdad - his Ma was a gross fat basdad ! from a whole nest of basdads He was from ! I said to to him ! I don't know it ! he says fuckin sing it now!!! fuck I felt my blood fuckin boil - I hit him with a mic stand , broke the fuck thing over his head had it for 30 years too ! Bang !! I says -- NI FUCK AFF ! I towl ya once ya stupid cunt FUCk AFF - he started mouthin ! So Pete ran over him in the car ! Fuck em ! Basdad - shoutin shite da me -- FUCk AFF ya basdad take fuckin dean Martin with ya ! Hate basdads

by The boom October 31, 2013

lass your aff off

To laugh your ass off

Go and see that movie. You will lass your aff off

by Oref April 4, 2016

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

affair excuses

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London

Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses

by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017

ben affleck

Batman. The caped crusader of the DCEU, since 2013, plays a 20+ year experienced dark knight and without a doubt the strongest batman EVER seen onscreen.

though initially left in 2019 before his supposed solo movie finished development, has returned for the flash movie (which keeps getting DELAYED dammit!) and aquaman 2, don’t forget he also returned for the snyder cut reshoots. So everytime ben affleck quits as Batman it’s usually not for long lol

Ben affleck is the best bruce wayne/batman, easily resembles the same one from the comics and the animated series.

If Arkham Batman was ever adapted on film it’s definitely batfleck

Ben affleck is the perfect batman

Batman IS Ben affleck

There is no dceu without ben affleck

Batfleck is the name for Ben affleck as Batman

by Warheadpaysme August 31, 2022

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Yung lean affect

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right

by WillyCubed August 18, 2016