Adulting

A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.

- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.

- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.
As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.

Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"
by Jekyll Lal February 25, 2017
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Adultism

A term that lazy parents use to describe people who "discriminate" against their rude and loud children. Some parents believe that their children should be allowed to do whatever they want, because kids will be kids. This philosophy requires the belief that children can do no wrong because they don't know better, the parent isn't responsible for teaching them any better, and everyone else has to put up with it.
Any adult who protests because a strange child screamed through their entire dinner in a restaurant or cried through an entire R-rated movie at a theater is a child hating adultist.
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An elderly lady is in line at the post office. A ten year old hits her repeatedly in the leg with a nerf bat. The parent does nothing. The elderly woman asks the child to please stop. The parent screams at the lady for being rude to her child and accuses her of adultism.
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A child runs behind the counter at a coffee shop, trips the employees, and knocks over hot drinks and glass cups. The shop owner asks the parent to keep her child from behind the counter. The mother accuses the establishment of discrimination against her child (adultism).
by super mean adult August 16, 2011
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Adulting

The word your gonna knowing it’s a verb or a noun after the song “adulting” in the new phineas and ferb movie on Disney+ called “Candace against the universe.”
Hey guys did you hear Doofenshmirtz totally school Isabella with the song “adulting” in the new movie “Candace against the universe?”
by Clorp August 29, 2020
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adult

Adj: Self determined, compassionate, capable of basic problem solving.
Forcing our will on the younger generation is not always the adult thing to do.
by sonderland April 11, 2016
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adult

Independent, responsible person..preferably over the age of 25.
by jen August 22, 2003
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adult

A person who has suvived the suffering of beeing a teenager and now Believe they have it all figured out, or act like it with the hope to be someone to look up to. In reality they acted badly themselfes during their hole Life as Children and teenagers.

In reality they don't know much more about Life than a younger person do. They have more experience but tend to not like new experience and stuff like that, because they are insecure about things they aren't good at, like everyone else.
He is an adult and you're a Child. Therefore he Believes he knows more than you. Do not listen to that bullshit. Repeat it in your head until it's stuck.
by thekillingofcandide September 01, 2020
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Adulting

Getting stupid drunk with your best friend. And still making it to work in the morning
Adulting:Hey best friend. You have a bad day? Lets go drink and still handle our shit tomorrow
by Adulting April 09, 2015
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