iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absecon

A magical land where any mythological creature you can think of resides. Often thought to be located near Atlantic city. any wish can come true in this spectacular and bountiful kingdom.

kid-"mommy, where does Santa and Jesus live?"
Mom-"why, Absecon of course!"
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Harry Potter-"It seems my quest is over, now i will go to where all heroes and magical begins live....Absecon."

by King Andrew Awesome Sauce December 22, 2008

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Abscondiscated

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016

ansecc

god amongst humans

he is such an ansecc "ugh"

by elsuh January 18, 2022

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005