toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

Ashlee

Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better

see that girl ?

Yea that's ashlee

by mami1208 December 21, 2013

Ashlee

Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.

Lilly: Omg Becky did you hear about the new girl Ashlee
George: Yeah I heared she is SO nice

by Layla and friends ❤💘💖🔥🔥 December 10, 2018

asshole drink

The act of buying a drink for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole drink after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Fire Asshole

when you consume too much beefy chilli and your anus spews out all of the demon juices.

Damn bitch, i ate all dat chilli and now i have a big ol' fire asshole

by Anusjuice666 July 16, 2014

Likeable Asshole

Someone who is classified as a douchebag but can also be nice & is well liked by his peers. This person also tells people the things no one else tells them but this information may be valuable to their life.

Quinten told me my haircut was fucked up and everyone else seems to think the same, he's really a likeable Asshole.

by Jack Swagger23 July 17, 2016

Asshole parking

1) When another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN OPEN OPEN"
You punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed to get to it! And then some FUCK who JUST pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!

2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace, Looking to get his parking space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist or some kind of Christmas present or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard suddenly looks confused and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing his lights at you for the last two minutes!

1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!

2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!

by LayItOnYou March 22, 2007