A girl with no real job who thinks their looks will get them into Hollywood, as opposed to a "working actress" who has a day job and might do regional theater or small roles in film and TV, or commercials. Commonly seen on reality TV.
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A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.
I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
Get the asspirin mug.the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women
perferably done by women
jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."
by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009
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Did you see that dumbass band Constellations? They got some serious aspiritions that they need to deal with.
by Pick Nerovic July 18, 2012
Get the Aspiritions mug.An incredibly homosexual squeaker. He makes youtube videos about roblox and gta 5, but has the voice of a kid in his early days. He has also been banned from every game he has ever played on roblox, and is more toxic than a bottle of Windex.
Who was that little shit?
Oh, that was AspiringCald.
Oh, that was AspiringCald.
by Ge_er November 4, 2018
Get the aspiringcald mug.The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.
girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"
girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"
Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"
man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"
Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"
man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014
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