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Apex matchmaking

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created
Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmakingright there
by Maris February 22, 2021
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apex slide

A world renowned glitch and slide located on the map Resistance. Many glitchers spend days trying to scale Resistance Roof to reach Apex. After scaling the rooftops and navigating the barriers, these glitchers go for the Apex Slide. This is arguably the best slide in all of Call of Duty and rivals slides found in water parks.

The slide itself is named after FaZe Apex, who was the first person to hit the now famous slide. It was the closer to his 100K Subscriber Montage.

Now there are popular series involving this biblical slide. One of these series, is Apex Time Trials, hosted by Scarn. To this date not one contestant has been able to beat his Guinness World Record time of 38.138 seconds.
by AnonymousGlitcher November 10, 2014
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Apex Fallacy

The assumption that because very few members of a group are powerful, therefore the rest of them must necessarily share that power too.
Example 1:

Jane: The top paid athletes in the USA are African-American, therefore all African-Americans athletes are richer than athletes of other racial backgrounds.
Joe: No, that's the Apex Fallacy: you are resourcing to the top outliers to make general assumptions regarding the specified population, that is, African-American athletes.

Example 2:

Jane: Men are 93% of the top 500 richest CEOs, therefore it is obvious that men in general are privileged.
Joe: No, that's the Apex Fallacy. Men are the majority of the unemployed and the homeless are nearly 80% male too. You can't derive conclusions regarding the whole based either on the top or lower outliers, but when you resource to the top outliers, you end up committing the Apex Fallacy. It would be wrong to infer that men are necessarily underprivileged because they are the majority of the poorer 1% too, that would be the Bottom Fallacy.
by Papadopoulos December 12, 2014
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Apex Fallacy

This is a logical fallacy that assumes properties of the most visible members of a group are held by all members of the group.
The most powerful people in the World are men, hence all men are powerful. This is an Apex fallacy, not all men are powerful.

The World's best long distance runners come from Africa, hence all Africans are good long distance runners. This is an Apex fallacy, not all Africans are good long distance runners.
by Zorram April 16, 2013
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Apex Legends

The only game TSM_Myth can't die of fall damage in.
Myth: I love Apex Legends chat.

Chat: why?

Myth: I don't die of fall damage
by Faze ali ninja March 10, 2019
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apex legends

A fantastic game which a lot of hot sexy straight men and women play who have sex 15 times a week
Me: I love apex legends
Some gay kid in my class who plays fortnite on a daily basis: Fortnite is better, that’s why I’m a fucking virgin because I play fortnite
by Repeltings May 2, 2019
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Apex Time

It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!
Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 1, 2019
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