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a boy who is realy cool and strong and smart.
my friend anders is a mega brain.
Anders by sn@doo15791579 July 28, 2023
a really cool person who is strong and smart and likes killing cats with axes
anders is cool
Anders by sn@doo15791579 July 28, 2023

anders friden 

The lead vocalist for one of the greatest melodic death metal bands hailing from Sweden, In Flames. Anders' newest project is lead vocals in the band Passenger. Not only has Anders been involved with In Flames and Passenger, but was also the original lead vocalist for another Swedish Death Metal band, Dark Tranquillity, now lead by Mikael Stanne.
Anders Friden is the lead vocalist for In Flames, Passenger, and previously Dark Tranquillity.
anders friden by ~mike~ June 3, 2005

Anders Behring Breivik 

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

Anders Tang 

A danish expression for "HEY!! Let's get the hell out of here!!! NOW!"
HEY FUCK! Here comes Anders Tang
Anders Tang by Lord Baldrian January 22, 2009