Alpha Male

The apex predator

Has never lost an arm wrestle
Can grow a six pack on demand

Jack is such an alpha male. I’ve heard he has a bear mat in his living room, it’s not dead it’s just too scared too move

by Rob3001 May 14, 2020

Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.

"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"

by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020

Alpha male

stupid, ugly, pretends it doesn't bother him, he's not very strong, but battles it all with gravity.
Alpha males are white cishet men who knows nothing about females, but pretends that they do. their natural habitat is in a youtube podcast. Alpha males make their voice very deep and move their adams apple in order to attract females, what they dont know is that females typically stay away from this behavior.

person1: dude, did you hear Gary is an Alpha male?
person2: whoa dude, thats super cringe.

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Alpha Male

A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.

wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.

danny davito would destroy him fr fr.

by TTAlpha July 23, 2019

Alpha male

Tom Renshaw

My main man Tom Renshaw has a fake id, he is such an alpha male

by Tom Renshaw is my g November 18, 2019

Alpha male

When you’re Will Hodges

Rueben: “what does that mean I don’t get it?”
Will: “it’s cool, I don’t expect you to understand, I’m an alpha male”

by Chelp January 17, 2019

alpha male

A male that is almost entirely composed of alpha particles, and thus strongly ionizes the mating competition (and beta males, which are only weakly ionizing).

Jerry is such an alpha male - he is so strong but can’t move forward more than a couple of centimetres.

by Suicidebyspoon June 7, 2019