by SaintZi April 2, 2011
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Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
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Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 16, 2018
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" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."
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"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "
" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."
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"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "
by didimoo June 16, 2009
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A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.
There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.
There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
by Turing May 3, 2004
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by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015
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by asking January 22, 2007
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