Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds

"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

Afghany shitter

Shooting blindly while ducked behind cover

He’s doing the afghany shitter

by Jose Alvarado June 16, 2023

Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025