addhole

Addhole (noun) : a person who adds irrelevant photo comments to completly unrelated posts, due to the lack of ability to think of any original or witty comments.

Just saw an Addhole comment on your post.

by Jerry Joe Chirakkekaran September 19, 2013

adhd

A condition that's largely misunderstood by both the general public and the medical community.

It labels a set of observable behavior patterns, primarily involving short attention spans, but there's a great deal of controversy about causes. Some researchers have discovered differences in brain activity in ADHD patients. But they've been unable to say whether they're merely looking at the affect of a behavior difference on the brain or a cause.

What we do know is this-- ADHD has become the "go to" excuse used by both parents and teachers unwilling to impose & teach discipline to their children and students. It is also a multi-million dollar windfall for the Ciba-Geigy pharmaceutical company

Teacher: "Mark has been acting out in class. I can't get him to focus on his work."
Parent: "Not my precious Mark. But he's my little genius!"
Teacher: "Then, it must be ADHD. Just ask your family doctor to prescribe Ritalin. Have in throw in some Xanax for you, too. Parenting a child with ADHD is bound to cause you anxiety."

by Richard Dickey December 28, 2005

Adhdsexual

It should not exist

He's adhdsexual he's an idiot

by Utuflufxulxt November 2, 2021

Addadicktome

This is a sex change operation when a female becomes a male and has their sexual privates reshaped into a dick, thereby adding a dick to me.

Yo, is Taquisha really getting an addadicktome operation and changing her name to Tristam? Yeah, s/he is and has been taking man-pills for over a year now and talk about a 5 o'clock shadow....that fool has to shave twice a day. But it was really a good idea becuase Taquisha was so ugly s/he looks better as a man (but is still ugly as a mud fence).

by Earl at the Blue Iguana September 26, 2009

ADHD

One of several supposed disorders a doctor may diagnose one of having. I was diagnosed with ADD, so I'm not BSing here. I was given Ritalin, which caused side effects such as appetite suppression and strange throat pain. After quitting the drug, I felt much better. I regained the weight and did not have any mental problems. Okay, so maybe I was a little hyper as a kid, but I blame it on the sugar.

I must say it is totally wrong and apalling to pass off someone diagnosed with ADD or ADHD as a retard or idiot, they probably are smarter than you ;), and are just a victim of modern "medicine".

Doctor: He has ADHD, I prescribe Ritalin. That'll be $150.

by spacecoyote17 September 6, 2008

ADHD

A mental disorder, common in children, that only affects 10% of kids who claim to have it. It causes hyperactivity and a low attemtion span. I hate ADHD. Im socially awkward because of it and have almost no friends. Im ridiculed in school, and labeled as a "retard" and "idiot" even though i have a genius level IQ. No, i dont take ritalin, im not a stoner, and i have feelings. ADHD is also referred to as "ADD". It is the basis of many stereotypes.

1. Hey, he has ADHD, he must be an idiot!
2. Its not my fault that i have ADHD.

3. "cool kid": hey guys, i have ADHD! He (guy who actually has ADHD) is a RETARD!

by Kyle. My name is Kyle. May 15, 2012

ADHD

I real mental disorder that is NOT just an excuse to bring fidget spinners to school. If you want to know more, Google is your friend.

I know someone with ADHD and it's really annoying when people joke about it or call it a disease.

by Being. Human, Being September 28, 2017