assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017

ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017

aside

Be my guest
Lets spend some time
I'll take care of yours
And you of Mine
Generosity is not the name
of a loving heart

that just wants to share

leave the names aside
and just be in the moment
same as in forever

by Krkič June 10, 2019

Aesidevi

QT

Aesidevi is such a qt

by PizzaHut233 April 11, 2021

Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021