stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock

I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock

by A real dads dad March 4, 2016

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.

Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021

Crush my cock with a rock i must

Crush my cock with a rock i must!
Maximum pain i must endure!

Crush my cock with a rock i must!

by The_wildcard April 13, 2021

cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016