wilson

A lie, an untruth, a tall tale, a big story usually about meaningless shit, stories often contain somalians, exes, candy apple red rx3, anything brazillian, and portofino boys.
Ackaz guess whos texted mes the other dayz it was a quinnz she was a keenz for me againz but i tellz her to fuckz offz cos shes part brazillian and i wasnt keenz, i just dont have the same sex drive as the other guys. - what a sam wilson
by Satchy August 31, 2008
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wilson

1. (noun)when the front of one's underwear is situated or pulled uncomfortably high; a frontal wedgie

a.Dude that crummy chair gave me a wilson.
b.Jamie even gave Carl a wilson when he did a cartwheel.
by Billingsley le Carte October 21, 2006
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Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.
I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.
by CrazyClub October 14, 2011
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Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.
I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.
by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023
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Wilson

Pulling a Wilson :phrase:

*when someone gains excitement and adrenaline from causing unnecessary chaos in another person’s life; usually by means of manipulation and exploitation*
“She Pulled a Wilson and nobody saw it coming.”
Tread lightly around that one, they’re known for Pulling a Wilson whenever possible.”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
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wilson's

go there and you either turn out gay, a neek or lonely for the rest of your life
Jeff: what skl u go to
Neek: Wilson's
Jeff: (walks off)
by just.the.facts May 02, 2019
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wilson

an absolute retard the screeches
by cum_nerd February 19, 2020
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