Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.
by Hawkclaw August 01, 2019
This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susane in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.
by Susigurl1 August 16, 2017
Susan is an amazing girl, She is very talented at what she does (Photography..) She put's alot of time and effort into them, Just like she does alot of things. She enjoys Partying and having fun. She is a very Beautiful, funny girl with an Incredible sense of humor, And an Incredibly sexy Laugh and accent. Her culture is a Polish one, Which is a very Indistinct one at that. Everybody who is with Susan agree's she is one of the most Beautiful People around.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.
Careful, you don't want to miss out on her, She truly is the most Amazing person you will ever meet.
Man 1 "Hey man, Did you meet Susan?
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"
Man 2 "Yeah, She's an Amazing Girl"
Man 1 "Don't take her for Granted, She's a Keeper"
by AussieMeth January 01, 2012
Susan took the fucking kids
by Pussy_master69 March 08, 2019
Susan is the type of lady who knows you better than you know yourself. She's pretty magical, some would say she can create potato chips merely from her bare hands and no potatoes. She detests Shark Tank for its competitive culture, but is willing to watch it if it means spending time with her loved ones.
She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.
She greets you ten times, just to-you know-be friendly. People compare her to Jesus, but that's just hearsay. Is she Jesus? No. But, has anyone ever seen her and Jesus in the same room at the same time? No, they have not.
Woman: "Wow, what is that beautiful scent you're wearing?"
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."
Susan: "I haven't showered since 1972. Guess it's just my natural scent."
by susanisthebest August 31, 2017
Susans are very smart and very pretty. There is no exceptions to this. She is always kind and caring for others. She has a big booty and is ready to shake it. You can typically see her riding a horse or riding yo mans. She can be quiet at times but has a big wild streak. She keeps her work at her job and fun in her bed. Even though she has a fantastic body, she is still has fantastic mental health. If you find a Susan, hold her close! You'll want to keep her.
by Susan_dog186 June 21, 2019
by Pratricio Frapichino May 18, 2020