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hitler

A crazy man with a wierd mustache . started WW2 in 1939 . killed millions of Jews and other Europeans . he wanted to rule the whole world but was eventually stopped . When he knew he was finally going to lose, he committed scuicide with his girlfriend, (yessir, he had a girl) whose name escapes my mind at the moment .
Guy 1: "wow, hitler was a f*cking nutcase ."

Guy 2:"i know . if he was still around, id shave off his stupid mustche and dip him in hot oil and stuff ..."

Guy 1: "......... okay ..."
by rawr fear me January 24, 2009
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hitler

an evil person that tried to kill off all the european jews. He commited suicide because he was a pussy.
Hitler shot himself in 1945
by bob June 18, 2006
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hitler

That evil racist fag who hates Jews for no reason. Caused the deaths of millions of people.
If I had Hitler hostage, I'd slice his nuts off.
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006
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Hitler

Definition 1: A big fat pussy.
Definition 2: A man who murdered millions of Jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other people that did not seem fit to live in his perfect totaltarionistic world. See dickhole and xenocide.
Example 1: "Hey, you know that guy Hitler?"
"Yeah, he's a big fat pussy, I bet he'd like to suck it."

Example 2: "Why does Hitler want to kill everybody?"
"Because he sucks balls."

Example 3: Jew: "Hitler, do you like to suck balls?"
Hitler: "Yes."
by The Jewish Nation October 3, 2006
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Hitler

Evil genius who taught the United States of America how to fight! Blitzkrieg!!!!!!!!
Example A: Hitler sent his planes in first to bomb the enemy, then he send in the armor column, and last his infantry.

Example B: America used that tactic in Vietnam, Desert-Storm, and War on Terror.
by IvanSlockavich March 8, 2010
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Hitler

"I aspire to be like Hitler"
by Whatawank November 17, 2016
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Hitler

A person who needs a hug, someone who needs to watch more Barney & Friends.
But ended up killing lots of people for no reason.
Girl A: Awwww that kid looks so sad.
Girl B: Screw him, he's a fag
Hitler: Runs away
20 years later
Girl A: Why are we in this stupid place
Girl B: I don't know, it sure is cramped
Hitler: DIE!
Poisoness Gas is released
by Reaper25 July 5, 2008
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