A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.
by CockThunder November 06, 2014
by su france June 18, 2005
by Emily Anne May 19, 2005
A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 04, 2018
Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.
by awgi October 04, 2018
A hockey player who has no skating skills and bends his ankles when he skates, also used to describe a hockey player who is an awful player in general
WOW that kid Jantard is such a bender, look at how he skates! It would be no surprise if he taped his ankles.
by Danknuggett August 02, 2008
Term that is generally used by hockey players. Most commonly used chirp to date. Used to describe a multitude of players who have no skill what so ever or the boys just arnt down to call them their own. The boys can tell right away when someone is a bender, wether it be on the ice or in the locker room. Great term to add to ones list of chirps.
Check out Tommy over there, just bendin it up.
Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.
Get those bricks movin bend show.
Sick fish bowl bender.
Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.
Get those bricks movin bend show.
Sick fish bowl bender.
by isu14 June 14, 2010