1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis

1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss

by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023

Give That Penis a Sandwich

A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.

Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?

Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.

by Smodcastle September 10, 2010

wow that's a huge penis

when someone has a huge penis

wow that's a huge penis mike

by joe 45637728 March 14, 2008

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

I Got A Big Penis

The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)

Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.

by PseudonyMaName October 17, 2011

Peek-a-boo Penis

When your penis sticks out of your underwear.

Don't take off your pants dude, I don't want to see any Peek-a-boo Penis!

by What's that? July 7, 2014

seth has a big penis

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

Look at That seth has a big penis

by Knifestar123 July 23, 2019