Mitsubishi Challenger

The kind of 4x4 that makes the ladies drop their panties.

Hey girl, look he drives a Mitsubishi Challenger. Bet he’s great in bed.

by aussiemozzie December 29, 2018

Mitsubishi Kolt

Can hardly hold any golf clubs. Piece of shit.

(Noun)Kolt Is shit. (Adj) That thing is so bad its Koltish. (Verb) Ive eaten so much im going for a Kolt. (adverb) Ive mixed drinks heaps bad. Tomorrow morning ill do one Koltish Kolt.

by Alex White March 28, 2004

Mitsubishi Mirage

Probably the crappiest and most dangerous car out there. It’s a pile of shit made by a crappy Japanese car company.

One crash in this thing and you’re dead. It’s a death trap.

There’s a reason why it’s called the Mitsubishi Mirage. Everything about this car is absolutely junk, and, it’s just a Mirage… Duh. Are you surprised?

It’s a pile of trash with the mirage of being an actual vehicle. That’s why the gangstas at Mitsubishi called it a Mirage. Don’t you get it?

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

by SyrisTV May 16, 2022

Mitsubishi magna

Mitsubishi magna with new feature where the headgasted explodes!

Mitsubishi magna s are smoke blowers - dankpods

by ♫musicnote♫ March 7, 2024

Mitsubishi Air Conditioner

Essential price of 2000s kid childhood. brings extremely fond memories to kids

Boy: YOOO omg is that a Mitsubishi Air conditioner???
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!

by Eman1530 January 24, 2024

Mitsubishi Triton

A utility vehicle used by those who want to go to somewhere but are unsure of their capabilities. Because “Nothing frightens a Triton”

Mitsubishi Triton owner; I don’t have to worry about anything now because “nothing frightens a Triton”

by Teatowel May 13, 2022