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breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.
The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.
by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018
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Que Pasta

“Que pasta?”
You’re saying that wrong. It’s ‘¿Que paso?’”
“No, I’m Italian.”
by ernest87 October 18, 2019
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apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer
Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!
by dancer10122 May 30, 2019
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pasta booty

Wiggles but it keeps its shape.
She got a pasta booty! or That girl over there with the pasta booty
by sparkiegirl June 15, 2020
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Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.
That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate
by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023
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Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009
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panty pasta

Panty pasta is what happens when your pube hair gets long and its summer time and your vagina is getting sweaty.
Girl5: Damn my pussy is starting to make panty pasta!

Girl6: same girl.
by Whatchadoin375 February 26, 2019
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