Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation

I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

by jondich September 3, 2021

Amusement park buddy

Somebody you go to the amusement park with.

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019

Amusing

causing laughter and providing entertainment

Lara is very amusing during an afl game because of her reactions

by Gusbus the ranga September 23, 2022

Amusement park

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.

There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

amuser

Normally means actor or actress

Weinstein: she is just an amuser.

by JyuSyun November 15, 2017

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021

Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.

Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.

by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014