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… Out the window day 

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

it’s 011ie out the window day!
When you are so flabbergasted reading something online to the point of near speechlessness
Jimmy: I have a thing for feet
Normal people: …oh!
…oh! by M…? April 28, 2022

….hoseok 

THE BEST AND NUMBER ONE HOSEOK STAN.. THWY ARE AMAZING AND U SHOULD FOLLOW THEM 🍓
….hoseok is so funny and has the best content.. also number one hoseok stan

…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT 

Are you seriously that bored? Shouldn’t you have to do homework, study for an exam or test or something? Then why are you typing in this word?
Just don’t type “…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT” and keep on working on your projects, you bored-to-death typers!

……..Shiiiiiiiit

When you consider doing something that should probably not be considered
“Hey, you wanna visit the glory hole? Some dude is behind in the stall.”
MC:“No?”
“But he’s giving 100 bucks for it”
MC: “ ……..Shiiiiiiiit

I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.