A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
by trippynicki May 24, 2021
Get the Hood Therapistmug. Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.
by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021
Get the armchair therapistmug. Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.
by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010
Get the Therapist Facemug. A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.
Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.
ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.
ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT
“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”
by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023
Get the Therapist Friendmug. AKA The hospitals bitch.
Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.
Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
Get the Respiratory Therapistmug. 
Get the ##needs a therapistsmug. My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 22, 2012
Get the cycle therapistmug.