pinner twink

A dude who is ripped and thinks he's the shit, but looks really scrawny and weak with a shirt on.
He looks link a tiny-ass motherfucker, but that douchbag is ripped, what a fucking pinner twink
by K_N_W January 05, 2017
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shit pinner

The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.
by tadger420 September 04, 2016
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Batter-sea Pinner

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.
by NRP WELLAND July 04, 2023
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Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is a joint where you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown ween as you possibly can in the rolling paper provided.
Hot damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zig-zag now that's a Michigan Pinner !!!
by LePour January 06, 2024
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Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.
Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.
by LePour January 06, 2024
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Pinner

When something is pinner it means it is small or thin.
Person 1:do you want to go to Main Street gym.
Person 2:nah, that ones so pinner.
by Don’t trip man March 14, 2020
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Pinner

Someone with a very small penis, replacing the word pin dick, used in the north west of England!
He’s got a pinner that lad!
JoshWigz has a pinner!
You won’t touch the sides using that pinner!
by PinnerNation June 01, 2022
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