RICHARD WELD

a weld that has too much penetration, undercut, distortion, scatch start mess, and overall birdshit everywhere.

if the weld meets all of these parameters it is considered a "richard weld"

i cant believe greg has been welding for 20 years and still has "richard welds"

whos 'richard weld' is that?

'how are we going to fix that richard weld'

by welda October 8, 2019

cum weld

Using the adhesive properties of cum to achieve a near unbreakble bond

He cum welded her tounge to her tonsils; he cum welded her pussy lips together; the tip of my cock was cum welded to my leg hair when I woke up in the morning

by Brilliance.defined February 2, 2017

butt welded

When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.

When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D., Billy had to give him his wallet because he had butt welded it in there.

by PeteyD.com May 26, 2009

cock welding

When one man inserts his cock into another man's ass while a third man places a bead of cum around the rectum

While tyler and joey where buttfucking the other night devan gave them a good cock welding

by Cockwelder January 10, 2019

weeny welding

Male Bonding...men participating in the act of social corresspondence.

hunting, fishing, gambling, etc.
A woman says to her husband, "are you going 'weeny welding' this weekend?"

by GMone' May 21, 2006

Welding the bumper

When a guy has sexual urges and decides it's time to relieve the stress. Also known as masturbating

Hey do you know where Cass went?
He's probably Welding the Bumper

by Brandt1dudes January 26, 2017

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007