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Noid

To activate your cannabinoid receptors through inhalation, generally to smoke weed or to take a dab.
Dude, I'm about to noid the fuck out! Pass me the bong!
by Vincent Van Dabs April 11, 2025
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Noids

noids means nut or inmate death streak
by PatManDK July 2, 2019
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noided

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.

2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."

3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.

4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.

5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."

"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"

"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."

"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."

"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021
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Noided

Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.

This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
She’s a Noid/Noided.
by bantaalex January 22, 2022
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Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021
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Noid

Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.
Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.
by Wnorhmd2 July 29, 2023
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noided

To get extremely fucked up and be intoxicated with cannabinoids; including THC, CBD, Delta 8, HHC and others.
"wyd tonight babe"
"smoking 🌬 im getting noided tonight 😈"
by Swiftlets February 5, 2022
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