5

The shortest form of the hugely popular expression "Laughing Out Loud". The evolution from "Laughing Out Loud" to the expression "5" is as shown here:

1. Laughing Out Loud - (Original)
2. lol - (Original -> Acronym)
3. 101 - (Acronym -> 1337 Acronym)
4. 5 - (Binary -> Decimal)

By using "5" instead of "lol", 1337 typists save 66% of their time, thus the need for the expression "5".

Typically a situation that warrants a "5" is funnier than a situation in which "lol" will suffice.

Adam: I think the person in the cube next to me just turded their seat.

Danny: 5!

by Mr11 July 2, 2007

$5

To put your balls on another's face; to teabag someone.

Fred: "So did you slap her with the nuts?"
Bob: "Yeah, I put $5 on it."

by Mookie January 14, 2005

[5]

Pretty good, not 0 but not 10 either.

I smoked half a bowl of OG Kush and now I'm at a 5

by your friENT November 18, 2011

5

A fictional god of war and terror that supposedly comes whenever someone says the word "FIVE" in a specific tone. Five is legendary for having the ability to change his form and shape, and killing humans that are poor in judgment in a flash.

Put on your shirts and clean up your language, gentlemen. 5 is on his way.

by Kettz January 8, 2009

5

The Number Of Boroughs in New York City


Brooklyn
Manhattan
Bronx
Staten Island
Queens

Brooklyn is the best of the 5 boroughs

by CrooklynZoo December 9, 2008

THE 5

The 5 is a very serious group of men, not boys. People might try to copy the name or start a false image. In the end everyone knows who the real 5 are and nothing could change that. Not even a bunch of girls who don't have a 5.

The 5 is always live

by JDBMOC August 30, 2016

5

I stay up late and I talk to the moon
And I can't stop tellin' him all about you
Wonder if you do the same thing I do
And these four white walls, they know more than my friends
They watch me type messages I'll never send
This is the place that I just can't pretend to be alright

5

by 051818>0702 January 22, 2022