See you guys later, I have to go to the bathroom.
How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2?
The 1 and 1/2's.
How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2?
The 1 and 1/2's.
by Mike Zuniga November 1, 2007

it show 1 boy taking 2 kitten putting them in a large plastic bag the cat died and. the boy was arrested what? you really thought it was werid porn? did you really think it was some like lemon party or meat spin or 2 girl and 1 cup?HUH thought it was staple porn? thought it was that video of a girl farting on a cake? you think it was 2 boy and 1 sandbox NO IT WAS JUST A BOY PUTTING 2 KITTEN IN A LARGE PLASTIC BAG AND CLOSING IT
jake: hey wanna watch 1 boy 2 kitten i heard it scary
jim: uhh yeah sure
after the video
jake and jim: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE KITTENS
jim: uhh yeah sure
after the video
jake and jim: NOOO WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE KITTENS
by eeeeeeaeee May 24, 2021

by sebastian vuong July 28, 2010

Jaunito: yo man how was last night?
Pedro: man it was great!!
Juanito: why what happened?
Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini
Juanito:badass
Pedro: man it was great!!
Juanito: why what happened?
Pedro: I got a 1-2 from hoedini
Juanito:badass
by random boner club February 4, 2010

Oh Wife!!! I <1+2 you!!
by Stillnotperfect +) November 11, 2006

1. x = y
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2
QED
2. xy = y^2
3. xy - x^2 = y^2 - x^2
4. x(y - x) = (y + x)(y - x)
5. x = y + x
6. x = x + x
7. x = 2x
8. 1 = 2
QED
As proven, 1 = 2, thus 0 = 1, etc. And so for any number i, there is an equivalent j that is not equal to i.
This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.
This is further explained in the Identity Theft Theorem.
by SAH aka the GSH October 17, 2006

Is the sex act between a ratchet hoe and two dirty dogs. The smell hoe makes the two nasty ass dogs insert there snout in her vaginal cavity and her anus. However the girl attracts them but placing peanut butter inside each hole so that the licking becomes so intense the have no choice but to fuck her and have a humanog
by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019
